As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just jack asses.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be
evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things,
and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match
for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something
isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life
are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones
just never go away. And the real pains in the a** are permanent.

"When we believe in God's plan for us,
every age is the perfect age to be."