Arrange for SPCA to find a new home for cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
Thoughts On Cats
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt
"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
- Lazarus Long,
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a cat."
- Franklin P. Jones
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
- Anonymous
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to
pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and
get back to you later." - Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are
subject to a good many ailments,
but I never heard of one who
suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch
"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of
life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil,
and cruel. True, and they have many other
fine qualities as well."
- Missy Dizick
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does
any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
"My husband said it was him or the cat ...
I miss him sometimes."
A Dog And A Cat
It is reported that the following addition to the
Book of Genesis was discovered in the Dead Sea
Scrolls. If authentic, it would shed light on the
question, "Where do pets come from?"
And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden,
you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you
anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for
me to remember how much you love me."
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion
for you that will be with you forever and who will be
a reflection of my love for you, so that you will know
I love you, even when you cannot see me.
Regardless of how selfish and childish and unlovable
you may be, this new companion will accept you
as you are and will love you as I do,
in spite of yourself."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam,
and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all
the animals in the Kingdom, and all the good names
are taken, and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, "No problem! Because I have created
this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you,
his name will be a reflection of my own name,
and you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to
him and to Eve, and loved them.
And Adam was comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that Adam's
guardian angel came to the Lord and said,
"Lord, Adam has become filled with pride.
He struts and preens like a peacock and believes
he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught
him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility."
And the Lord said, "No problem!
I will create for him a companion who will be with
him forever and who will see him as he is.
The companion will remind him of his limitations,
so he will know he is not worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion for Adam.
And Cat would not obey Adam.
And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes,
he was reminded that he was not the Supreme Being.
And Adam learned humility.
And God was pleased.
And Adam was greatly improved.
And Cat did not care one way or the other.
Weather Report
If you would like to know what the weather is like outside, go look for the dog . If the dog is barking and is all wet, it is probably raining.
If the dog is barking and is soaking wet and scratching real loud to get in, it is probably raining really hard.
If the dog's ears are standing up and his fur is sticking up all over, it is probably very windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it is probably snowing.
Of course to be able to tell the weather like this, you will have to leave the dog outside all of the time even during bad weather. But it works! Trust me!
Signed: The Cat
The Difference between Dogs and Cats
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me,
love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house,
pet me, and take good care of me...
They must be gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me,
love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house,
pet me, and take good care of me...
I must be a god!
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